Just a little bit of fun and laughs for today. I should mention that this post possibly qualifies as adult humor. I don’t know, somewhere right up there with those silly and mindless adult animation cartoons. Anyway, I hope it makes you laugh, it gave me some good ones. Read on for the Email Salary Increase Request and Response.
The Day the Penis asked for a Raise:
Dear V. Gina:
I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:I do physical labor. I work at great depths. I plunge headfirst into everything I do. I do not get weekends or public holidays off. I work in a damp environment. I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation. I work in high temperatures. My work exposes me to contagious diseases.Sincerely,P. Niss
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The Response:
Dear P. Niss:
After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons:
You do not work 8 hours straight. You fall asleep after brief work periods. You do not always follow the orders of the management team. You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting other locations. You do not take initiative – you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working. You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift. You don’t always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing the correct protective clothing. You will retire well before you are 65. You are unable to work double shifts. You sometimes leave your designated work area before you have completed assigned task. And if that were not all, you have been seen constantly entering and exiting the workplace carrying two suspicious-looking bags.
Sincerely,
V. Gina
Hee-hee ;op
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Perspective Of Yet Another Night Owl 
Cool boy.. That’s really humorous..
Comment by A AJ June 22, 2007 @ 10:49 amRgds
Arif
“You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift”!!! Ewwwww….LOL!!!
Comment by mkrules June 23, 2007 @ 4:30 amI love the fact that it gives me an idea of how to ask for an increase of salary. On the humorous side of it, I highly recommend the author to join the “Last comic Standing” comedian contest, and I’ll bet you’ll win. Love it! Thanks for the laughs….
Comment by roselle July 31, 2008 @ 1:05 pmWhat about the orgasms… ? He(it) deserves a raise.
Comment by bubu September 17, 2009 @ 8:27 am