Perspective Of Yet Another Night Owl

For all those men who say, “Why buy a cow when you can get milk for free?” Here’s an update for you: Nowadays, 80% of women are against marriage! WHY? Because women realize it’s not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage.  
  
Men are  like….
1. Men are like ...Laxatives. They irritate the crap out of you.

2. Men  are like…Bananas. The older they get,  the less firm they are.

3. Men are like …Weather. Nothing can be done to change them.  

4. Men are like … Blenders. You need one, but you’re not quite sure why.  

5. Men are like …. Chocolate  Bars. Sweet, smooth, &  they usually head right for your hips.

6. Men are like …. Commercials. You can’t believe a word they say.

7. Men  are like …Department Stores. Their clothes are always 1/2 off!

8. Men are like ….Government Bonds. They take soooooooo long to mature.

9. Men are like … Mascara. They usually run at the first sign of emotion.

10. Men are like … Popcorn. They satisfy you, but only for a little while.

11. Men are like … Snowstorms. You never know when they’re coming, how many inches you’ll get or how long it will last.

12. Men are like …Lava  Lamps.  Fun to look at, but not very bright.  

13. Men are like …Parking  Spots. All the good ones are taken, and the rest are handicapped.  

I did not write this myself, but received it in an email.  Hope you all laugh as much as I did.